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Have you been thinking about becoming a sex worker but you just haven’t seen anywhere that inspires you enough to do it yet? Do you have your heart set on being at a high-end establishment where you are well paid, supported, respected, appreciated and treated like a princess, a place where everyone is happy and the clientele are respectful and safe?

At Funhouse we are offering an ‘on-call’ or an ‘on-shift’ environment unlike any other in New Zealand. The shifts are short and flexible and the conditions are nothing less than awesome. We charge no fees, or fines or bonds and everything apart from your own personal lingerie and make-up is all laid on for you – in fact we have the largest wardrobe available in the industry today. And shoes…….. every colour in every size. We even provide all of your condoms, lube and sex toys. And more training and support than you can poke a stick at!


We have three staff rooms, one full of wardrobe, make-up mirrors, female camaraderie, laughter and support, one cosy quiet room with couches and wi-fi for those of you wanting to study or read and the third is even quieter and still with endless wifi.


Ours is a drug free environment, female owned and operated by a woman with 21 years experience in the industry and the best reputation in the country. We offer full training to the right women and whether you wish to provide full service sex, sensual massage only or both we can cater for you. We offer the best pay rates for ‘on-shift’ work in Wellington and the best rates for ‘massage only’ work in New Zealand.

If you think you would like to become part of the Funhouse team then send me an email madammary@me.com with details of:

  • Your age
  • Your dress size
  • Previous experience (definitely not necessary though as we will train you)
  • A brief idea about why you wish to do this

And a couple of recent clear photos of yourself, one face shot and a couple of yourself in a bikini or lingerie, they don’t have to be professionally done photos but I have to be able to see what you look like in them. Then we can make a time for a chat and see how we go from there.

If you email me and I haven’t replied within two days it may have gone to my spam folder so please feel free to text or call and confirm that I have received your email. I will ALWAYS reply if I receive an email application.

Start your new life today with Funhouse……


Do you wish to have minimal outlay and maximum income?


Do you want to work somewhere that allows you the luxury of only taking as many bookings as you are comfortable with?

Would you like to work somewhere that provides everything apart from your personal lingerie?

Every week we are turning down work due to not enough ladies available to meet demand! And these are regular clients who are known and trusted by us.

Do you want to be one of these ladies taking home a healthy pay each week?

We also have your total discretion covered in ways that others don’t. You are almost totally guaranteed to never be seen by any client who may know you in your other life.

If you are 18 years old and over, if you are gorgeous, well groomed, confident, sexy, intelligent and articulate then call Mary now! 027 251 7511

Funhouse is an NO bullshit establishment! We tell you up front what you will get paid. There are no fees, fines, bonds or advertising costs.

We are the highest paying on-shift and massage only establishment in New Zealand.

We pay all of your advertising costs, and provide free photo-shoots. We even supply sex toys, training and the largest costume wardrobe and fetish dungeon in New Zealand!

In return for all of this we are looking for exceptional ladies to join our happy team of exceptional ladies. If you meet the criteria you will never wish to work anywhere else!

Email Madam Mary now at madammary@me.com send me a description of yourself and a few photos and lets organise a time to meet for a chat!


Other things you may want to know


We are a totally drug free environment.


We work around your available hours – as long as they are between 9am and 9pm.

You work as few or as many days and hours as you wish.

We provide full training.

We provide a full wardrobe.

We provide full support for all of your needs.

If you are still unsure have another look at this website and see how much FUN everyone involved is having! Compare for yourself with all of the other sites out there and then decide!

For more information about working for Funhouse, check out our dedicated site for prospective new girls – work4fun.co.nz.